Blueberries

Blueberries are thieving homeless fruits who you shouldn't touch with your children. Or was that blackberries?

What they do
They steal things from people. A lot. Like nonstop.

Appearance
Although an actual photo can not be found, an eye witness's descriptions prove they are small, purple, and berries.

Controversy
Somepeople think Awesomesix is a bunch of blueberries in a banana costume, but that has been proven to be a rumor by those god damned peaches.