Starfruit

Starfruit is a plant from the popular Plants vs Zombies franchise. He is very cute and deadly.

Info
Although he is not a banana, he is still awesome. He also kills zombies and tax collectors, which is a good bonus. We are currently testing whether or not he is a good hat. We are not going to eat him, however, because since he has a face, that would be very wrong. I mean, just look into his eyes. Who would want to hurt him? That's just cruel.

Appearance
He is yellowish-orange, and has big, black eyes. He has one tooth, which he should get checked. His permanent smile is both adorable and creepy. He smells like kittens, hugs, and souls of the damned.

More about him
Here is information about him on the wiki dedicated to Plants vs Zombies.